Everything about him screamed your future.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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