So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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