Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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