my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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