how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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