Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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