but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize