If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
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In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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