First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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