I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
whose parrot is this?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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