shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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