Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
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I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Dignity is for republicans.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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