she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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