No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
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I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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