FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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