idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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