the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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