dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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