we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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