yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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