hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
