At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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