What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
