What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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