I look better un-naked...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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