This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I am one with the molecules
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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