I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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