I just made out with a guy for $7.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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