Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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