I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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