Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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