so that wasnt chicken after all
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
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I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
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Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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