I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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