So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
He told me they were just razor bumps!
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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