I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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