i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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