I must be too annoying 4 u.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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