roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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