Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Come on in and take your pants off
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