I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
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I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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