someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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