At least make sure they are 18
Why
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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