If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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