New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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