Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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