no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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