she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Dick very happy bro
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