I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
FUCK WHALES
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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