Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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