Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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