btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
