butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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