And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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