The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
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Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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