can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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