I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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