Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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