Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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