WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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